I know what we're going to do today!
4 y/o: Let's play Phineas and Ferb.
6 y/o: No.
4 y/o: Pleeeease, it will be fun.
6 y/o: No, they build things and we can't!
An actual message from our IT Guy...TWICE!
!!! Attention !!! there are some issues when sending email to hotmail , yahoo and msn accounts. A Blacklist server has marked the mail server as a spam server. We have been working since yesterday to have that status removed so mail will flow as normal. This may take an additional 24 hours or longer to resolve. Please reframe from sending bulk email out from a ***** account since this can...
Is It Love?
Me (to Mini-Me): Because when people are in love, they act goofy and silly.
Richy: What are you talking about?
Me: How we make everyone nauseous because we say all those mushy things because we are so in love.
Richy: Who said anything about love???
Kenneth Tong is a zero. →
Morons like him are the reason young women have eating disorders. LOVE YOURSELF for who you are, not for how you look. Respect yourself enough to eat well and stay fit for your health, not for your dress size. Remember that counting calories and using artificial sweeteners is not the same as eating healthy. Choose whole foods, drink lots of water and indulge your sweet tooth once in a while with...
The only name in America where OE sounds like AY. You’re not fooling anyone, your name is BONER. Best of luck in your new gig. Go Congress!